If you could kick the person in the pants responsibile for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
-Theodore Rosevelt
I think what it means is that if you kick a person and you get in trouble you won't be sitting down for a month
I choose it because I thought it was going to be intresting and funny
I could try to change it by
1.make it funnier
2.make it longer
3.think of the words
